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Thursday, December 26, 2024

Cheatham County Sheriff's Office Sheriff's Report: The Heat Made This Report Awful

An alarm call at United Structural Systems activated deputies to arrive there. The unlocked door drew a need to clear the business floors and secure all property in a proper manner. 3-ton steel beams appeared to be scooted about by mice but all were accounted for.

There was a needed welfare check for Moose Shartner. He was an old school, former Cheatham inmate who tried to carve up three young hoods way back in ‘86 after they attempted to steal his smokes. Moose’s disposition was ok. He anxiously requested to take care of some present day drug dealers as his civic duty to “help save society.” 

The traffic violation on Sweethome turned into a pursuit, finally ending safely. Suspect Jeremy Coochie was whisked away for the good of everybody. A drunk female on Woodard Perry made all kinds of allegations including having the Sheriff, Judge Maxey, Sudden Service assistant manager Ruth and landfill director Mike in her big back pocket. She was asked to go to sleep and dump that trash talk in the morning.

Sad and Heart Breaking: She was terminally ill in Kingston and decided to put the muzzle under her chin. First responders arrived to find her up and walking around. Loved ones were desperately trying to control the heavy bleeding. 

She stayed conscious until heart ended its struggle. Saviors continued to fight valiantly to save her all the way to the end. Some days, crying it out is the only option to get to the end of a shift.

Be on the lookout (BOLO) for a suspicious two-door black Chevrolet occupied by two white/males with sweaty beards. They have been seen on different properties around Old Brush Creek Rd. Several residents say they don’t belong. If spotted, give us a call, 615-792-2098 so we can check ‘em out.

Money and possibly drugs were found in a driveway on Fawn Trail. Allegedly, a drug deal went bad when a raccoon, chased by a cat, sprung itself inside the dealer's parked car,

Neighbors reported waking to a series of “shrills, gangsta slurs and hisses.” Old-time neighbor, E.G. later affirmed he may have witnessed the bloodletting while “porch strumming” his banjo. E.G. also made it clear he was no snitch and warned deputies to leave his lawn raccoons alone.

A fist fight with brass knuckles went down in the parking lot of US Bank. Bungee cords and sling-shots were also used, causing whelps. All units responded to help the city officers. Separating primary aggressors was the only way to determine between the withdrawers and the depositors. Both parties alleged the others got Sheila pregnant.

Our Cool Cruiser parked in this beautiful Cheatham Creeker’s Creek (attached picture) has entered a statewide contest with many other Tennessee sheriff’s cars and police cruisers (including our three city PD’s). If you really like ours, please join the contest at: tntrafficsafety.org  

You get to vote on three cars! Your county boys and girls will surely be appreciated.

This darn heat has brought craziness to the Kingdom of Cheatham this week. Please keep yourself hydrated, do not leave pets, captured prey or kidnapped drug dealers in your car without proper ventilation. Have a wonderful weekend inflicting love, kindness and lots of water!

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